THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography
Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source)
Why the fuck is there no ben and jerry’s in australia? Wtf is up with that?
adventure + vintage
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I think, you may have a spider in your hair.